Help please i come from poorest slovakichenya al achtung baby where no buses go but...!?

i am from very reeligions place and not happy very anymore. i look roundabouts and see everyones saying thee same, your reeleejon has ada peedo, this reelejon has ada bomb suicide make, thees reelejon has a dog backwards satan, thees reelejon ees for axel foley, thees reelejon ees for monkey do standy up and speak, so many reelejons but why are they all in the sand?